1 00:00:03,427 --> 00:00:05,554 I'm here at campaign headquarters... 2 00:00:05,663 --> 00:00:08,598 in downtown Richmond with Senator Richard Jefferson. 3 00:00:08,699 --> 00:00:10,462 [Man] And cue camera eight. 4 00:00:10,568 --> 00:00:13,935 - [Crowd Cheering] - Just four days before the election... 5 00:00:14,038 --> 00:00:16,734 in a race that's suddenly ugly with allegation... 6 00:00:16,841 --> 00:00:19,605 after the death of a Jefferson campaign worker... 7 00:00:19,710 --> 00:00:22,611 in a mysterious auto accident. 8 00:00:22,713 --> 00:00:26,615 We are all deeply saddened by the tragic loss... 9 00:00:26,717 --> 00:00:29,618 of this young woman, Ms. Bonabo. 10 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:32,746 Our hearts go out to the family of our good friend. 11 00:00:36,394 --> 00:00:38,954 [Frohike On Earphone] Hold steady, Byers. 12 00:00:39,063 --> 00:00:43,193 Stop with the fluff. Get to the damn allegations. 13 00:00:43,300 --> 00:00:47,464 Senator, your opponent claims that you're trying to bury the facts about the accident... 14 00:00:47,571 --> 00:00:52,099 and the truth about your relationship with the victim, Ms. Bonabo. 15 00:00:52,209 --> 00:00:54,439 Let me say emphatically, those are lies... 16 00:00:54,545 --> 00:00:57,309 meant to capitalize politically on a real tragedy. 17 00:00:57,415 --> 00:00:59,781 Cut the crap, Senator. 18 00:00:59,884 --> 00:01:01,818 Wasn't Ms. Bonabo's accident reallyjust a way... 19 00:01:01,919 --> 00:01:04,786 to keep her quiet about your torrid little affair? 20 00:01:04,889 --> 00:01:07,619 - [Feedback On Earphone] - [Crowd Murmuring] 21 00:01:07,725 --> 00:01:10,421 Who told him to say that? 22 00:01:10,528 --> 00:01:15,556 That's a rather bizarre bit of phraseology I really shouldn't dignify with a response. 23 00:01:17,401 --> 00:01:19,460 Isn't it well-known among your staff... 24 00:01:19,570 --> 00:01:21,902 that you and Ms. Bonabo liked to play hide the salami? 25 00:01:22,006 --> 00:01:23,974 Isn't it well-known amongst your staff... 26 00:01:24,074 --> 00:01:26,599 that you and Ms. Bonabo liked to play hide the salami? 27 00:01:26,710 --> 00:01:29,110 Okay, that's uncalled for. Senator... 28 00:01:29,213 --> 00:01:32,842 You know, I certainly hope my mama's not listenin'... 29 00:01:32,950 --> 00:01:36,477 'cause I know how it upsets her to hear these vicious rumors. 30 00:01:36,587 --> 00:01:38,521 Where'd he get those questions? 31 00:01:38,622 --> 00:01:41,250 - Think he's making them up? - He's too stupid to make them up. 32 00:01:41,358 --> 00:01:45,021 Senator Skirt Chaser... "Senator Skirt Chaser"? 33 00:01:45,129 --> 00:01:49,088 Don't get cute, Langly. Byers, higher with the balloon. 34 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,998 Our transmission's cutting out. 35 00:01:52,102 --> 00:01:54,036 Wait a second. Who's that guy? 36 00:01:54,138 --> 00:01:57,767 - What guy? - The guy with the silver balloon. 37 00:01:57,875 --> 00:02:00,605 - I don't know. - I don't know how, but he's hijacked our transmission. 38 00:02:00,711 --> 00:02:02,542 What... 39 00:02:05,916 --> 00:02:08,077 Torpedo in the water. 40 00:02:10,888 --> 00:02:12,822 [Grunts] 41 00:02:17,361 --> 00:02:19,261 Get off me. 42 00:02:22,967 --> 00:02:25,731 [Crowd Chattering] 43 00:02:25,836 --> 00:02:28,805 I think we're in trouble. Byers has been spotted. 44 00:02:28,906 --> 00:02:30,874 Hey, you! 45 00:02:30,975 --> 00:02:34,467 I'm talkin' to you. 46 00:02:34,578 --> 00:02:37,570 - Ahh. - What's your business here? 47 00:02:37,681 --> 00:02:41,913 Me? I'm with 60 Minutes. 48 00:02:42,019 --> 00:02:44,715 No, you're not. Who's your boss? 49 00:02:44,822 --> 00:02:46,813 Geraldo Rivera? 50 00:02:46,924 --> 00:02:49,757 [Scoffs] 51 00:02:49,860 --> 00:02:52,727 - Uh, hey, guys? - [Frohike] Hey, Langly. 52 00:02:52,830 --> 00:02:54,821 Come clean, Senator. How'd you do it? 53 00:02:54,932 --> 00:02:58,197 Slit her brake lines? Have her run off the road? 54 00:02:58,302 --> 00:03:02,136 Come on, Senator. How many bimbos do you have to ice to bury the truth? 55 00:03:02,239 --> 00:03:05,333 Being that you've buried more pipe than Exxon in Alaska! 56 00:03:05,442 --> 00:03:07,603 Shut the damn door! I'm on a... roll. 57 00:03:07,711 --> 00:03:10,908 Uh, pay no attention to that man. 58 00:04:15,913 --> 00:04:18,473 Next stop: Ladies' Wear. 59 00:04:18,582 --> 00:04:21,517 Walk on by, brother. Let it go. 60 00:04:21,619 --> 00:04:23,712 Enchanté, mademoiselle. 61 00:04:26,857 --> 00:04:29,087 You got a problem, Officer? 62 00:04:29,193 --> 00:04:31,252 You got a problem with the hair, man? 63 00:04:31,362 --> 00:04:32,920 - Langly... - No, no. 64 00:04:33,030 --> 00:04:35,430 I just spent nine hours in jail defending my honor. 65 00:04:35,532 --> 00:04:39,024 I think I deserve a little respect from the man in blue here. 66 00:04:39,136 --> 00:04:41,696 An apology for my friend and I... 67 00:04:41,805 --> 00:04:45,434 for suffering insults, humiliation and time in the slammer... 68 00:04:45,542 --> 00:04:48,102 to see that justice is done. 69 00:04:48,212 --> 00:04:51,010 You know what the difference between you and me is? 70 00:04:51,115 --> 00:04:53,606 It ain't the hair. 71 00:04:53,717 --> 00:04:57,414 And it ain't the doughnut duster over your big fat pie hole! 72 00:04:57,521 --> 00:05:00,285 - The difference between you and me is... - Langly! 73 00:05:00,391 --> 00:05:03,417 The difference between you and me is I got a gun. 74 00:05:05,396 --> 00:05:07,296 Come on. 75 00:05:07,398 --> 00:05:09,628 Hey, man, we got four days till the election. 76 00:05:09,733 --> 00:05:12,429 Four days to make sure the senator is exposed for what he is... 77 00:05:12,536 --> 00:05:14,834 before he can put the fix in for good. 78 00:05:14,938 --> 00:05:19,034 - We are not gonna get that story rotting in the hoosegow. - [Horn Honks] 79 00:05:21,178 --> 00:05:24,443 - Hey, are you guys all right? - [Langly] Yeah, no thanks to you. 80 00:05:24,548 --> 00:05:26,948 - I tried to warn you. - Save it, Jimmy. 81 00:05:27,051 --> 00:05:28,951 It was a long, cold night in the pokey. 82 00:05:29,053 --> 00:05:31,613 Some guy named Harish tried to make me his afghan. 83 00:05:31,722 --> 00:05:35,317 Oh, man! Do I feel terrible! 84 00:05:35,426 --> 00:05:37,155 Not the dog, Jimmy. The blanket. 85 00:05:37,261 --> 00:05:40,458 WhatJimmy's trying to say is it was all for nothing. 86 00:05:40,564 --> 00:05:44,728 SenatorJefferson's ratings didn't go down after the interview. They went up. 87 00:05:44,835 --> 00:05:48,236 The whole thing was seen as an ambush, a political stunt. 88 00:05:48,338 --> 00:05:51,603 What's wrong with people? Doesn't anyone care that a woman's dead? 89 00:05:51,709 --> 00:05:53,939 That a U.S. senator had her bumped off? 90 00:05:54,044 --> 00:05:55,944 The man's getting away with murder. 91 00:05:56,046 --> 00:05:59,277 - He may be, unless we can get proof that he did it. - Proof? 92 00:05:59,383 --> 00:06:02,147 Jefferson's a player, a notorious wrecking machine... 93 00:06:02,252 --> 00:06:05,016 a married man that carries on like a sex-crazed teenager... 94 00:06:05,122 --> 00:06:07,022 and now he's gone Chappaquiddick on us. 95 00:06:07,124 --> 00:06:10,525 I say we run with the story. Run it now, verify facts later. 96 00:06:10,627 --> 00:06:14,825 Langly, what about journalistic integrity? We cannot print rumors. 97 00:06:14,932 --> 00:06:16,957 Yeah, and what if it backfires again? 98 00:06:17,067 --> 00:06:20,127 These people put the right spin on the story, Jefferson could go to the White House. 99 00:06:20,237 --> 00:06:21,638 I'd vote for him. 100 00:06:21,638 --> 00:06:22,468 I'd vote for him. 101 00:06:22,573 --> 00:06:26,373 Hey, he seems like a great guy. 102 00:06:26,477 --> 00:06:28,968 Come here, Jimmy. I wanna feel your forehead. 103 00:06:31,548 --> 00:06:35,541 - Ow! What'd you do that for? - I owed it to the world. 104 00:06:35,652 --> 00:06:37,552 [Byers] We're wasting time here. 105 00:06:37,654 --> 00:06:39,645 [Langly] He's right. Let's get moving. 106 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:44,819 What do you guys want me to do? 107 00:06:44,928 --> 00:06:48,830 Just clean the windshield, Gomer Pyle, and then get out of the way. 108 00:06:54,004 --> 00:06:55,904 Stop! 109 00:07:02,479 --> 00:07:04,379 What'd I do now? 110 00:07:04,481 --> 00:07:07,917 You may have just preserved a valuable piece of information. 111 00:07:08,018 --> 00:07:11,784 - "Rx"? Is that a prescription number? - There's one way to find out. 112 00:07:13,957 --> 00:07:18,053 Gentlemen, looks like we may have ourselves a Deep Throat. 113 00:07:18,162 --> 00:07:20,221 Whoa, guys. 114 00:07:20,330 --> 00:07:24,232 Someone's left us a clue on the woman who died in the accident. 115 00:07:24,334 --> 00:07:29,294 You mean on the windshield? That's her prescription number? 116 00:07:32,876 --> 00:07:36,403 What would a dead woman need a prescription for? 117 00:07:50,527 --> 00:07:53,087 There's no one here. Maybe we can just slip in... 118 00:07:53,197 --> 00:07:55,825 get the Bonabo file, and Bob's your uncle. 119 00:07:56,867 --> 00:07:59,802 Can I help you gentlemen? 120 00:08:02,673 --> 00:08:05,608 Uh, yeah. Um, yeah. 121 00:08:05,709 --> 00:08:09,042 My-My friend here is really ill. 122 00:08:09,146 --> 00:08:12,411 He's got a bad, um... stomachache. 123 00:08:12,516 --> 00:08:16,282 - Where does it hurt? - Oh, it hurts all over. 124 00:08:16,386 --> 00:08:20,823 - Then you need a specialist. - No. I-It's an emergency. 125 00:08:20,924 --> 00:08:23,552 Doctor can't treat what doctor can't see. 126 00:08:23,660 --> 00:08:26,993 I'm going to send you for a lower G.I. 127 00:08:27,097 --> 00:08:29,224 No. No, no. We know what's wrong. 128 00:08:29,333 --> 00:08:33,429 He's got... gas. 129 00:08:33,537 --> 00:08:37,803 Terrible, explosive gas. 130 00:08:37,908 --> 00:08:41,309 - [Man] Nurse, can you come back here? - Excuse me. 131 00:08:43,347 --> 00:08:46,441 Gas? Couldn't you choose something more dignified? 132 00:08:46,550 --> 00:08:48,780 - Like what? - Like I don't know what. 133 00:08:48,886 --> 00:08:50,751 How am I supposed to fake a gas attack? 134 00:08:50,854 --> 00:08:53,345 How am I supposed to sneak in there and get those files? 135 00:08:53,457 --> 00:08:56,119 The, uh, doctor will see you now. 136 00:09:00,364 --> 00:09:02,855 Remove your clothes and put on a gown. 137 00:09:02,966 --> 00:09:05,366 Doctor will be along. 138 00:09:19,383 --> 00:09:22,944 [Flatulence Sound] 139 00:09:26,990 --> 00:09:29,686 [Flatulence Continues] 140 00:09:40,270 --> 00:09:42,500 [Flatulence Continues] 141 00:09:50,380 --> 00:09:52,780 [Grunting] 142 00:09:54,017 --> 00:09:57,009 [Flatulence Sound] 143 00:09:57,120 --> 00:09:59,680 What in heaven's name? 144 00:09:59,790 --> 00:10:02,054 [Water Bottle Pops] 145 00:10:14,204 --> 00:10:18,368 Excuse me. Nurse? Watch the other patients. 146 00:10:18,475 --> 00:10:21,273 I think we have an emergency. 147 00:10:35,726 --> 00:10:39,526 I feel better now. Really. I'm fine! 148 00:10:39,629 --> 00:10:42,598 Must've been the chili cheese dog I had for lunch. 149 00:10:52,075 --> 00:10:54,134 What exactly is this stuff? 150 00:10:54,244 --> 00:10:57,941 Forensic adhesive. I borrowed it from a friend at the F.B.I. 151 00:10:58,048 --> 00:11:01,575 Used it to pull the prints off whomever wrote on our windshield. 152 00:11:01,685 --> 00:11:04,381 You're going to use it to find a match. 153 00:11:04,488 --> 00:11:08,424 And all I have to do is walk in and shake hands with people? 154 00:11:08,525 --> 00:11:11,289 Someone on the senator's team may be our informant. 155 00:11:11,395 --> 00:11:14,922 We find out who, we may be able to persuade them to tell us how he killed the girl. 156 00:11:15,032 --> 00:11:17,432 You are our eyes and ears, Jimmy. 157 00:11:19,436 --> 00:11:21,996 [Earpiece Beeps] 158 00:11:22,105 --> 00:11:25,802 - [Phones Ringing] - [Woman] Headquarters. May I help you? 159 00:11:25,909 --> 00:11:29,276 Yes, we are open. Mm-hmm. Volunteering would be great. 160 00:11:29,379 --> 00:11:31,438 [Phones Continue Ringing] 161 00:11:31,548 --> 00:11:34,779 Jimmy Bond... in the house. 162 00:11:38,055 --> 00:11:40,114 [Woman] Thanks a lot. Bye-bye. 163 00:11:40,223 --> 00:11:44,353 Hi. I'm here to volunteer my services to the campaign. 164 00:11:44,461 --> 00:11:46,691 James Bond. Call meJimmy. 165 00:11:46,797 --> 00:11:49,527 Do you have any campaign experience, Jimmy? 166 00:11:51,034 --> 00:11:53,798 Campaign experience? 167 00:11:53,904 --> 00:11:57,431 Uh... no. 168 00:11:57,541 --> 00:12:00,510 Any special skills to volunteer? 169 00:12:00,610 --> 00:12:05,707 Special skills? Uh, well, I can count to 20 in Mexican. 170 00:12:05,816 --> 00:12:08,944 Great! Why don't you try over with the senator's opponent, Jimmy? 171 00:12:09,052 --> 00:12:13,386 No. Wait. Can I just say what an honor it is to be here? 172 00:12:13,490 --> 00:12:17,722 Just to be in the presence of such dedicated Americans... 173 00:12:17,828 --> 00:12:20,626 as SenatorJefferson and yourself. 174 00:12:20,730 --> 00:12:23,198 And can I just say thank you? 175 00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:25,996 Thank you for keeping the dream alive. 176 00:12:27,771 --> 00:12:29,966 Here. Lick some envelopes. 177 00:12:31,508 --> 00:12:33,908 You're doing fine, Jimmy. 178 00:12:43,887 --> 00:12:46,355 I can't believe I'm actually part of the senator's campaign. 179 00:12:58,435 --> 00:13:00,699 - Here you go. - Oh, thanks. 180 00:13:00,804 --> 00:13:03,830 [Chattering Continues] 181 00:13:46,683 --> 00:13:50,585 - [Feedback On Headset] - What's happening there, Jimmy? 182 00:13:53,823 --> 00:13:56,383 Everything's under control. 183 00:14:07,170 --> 00:14:10,469 [Chattering, Laughing] 184 00:14:13,510 --> 00:14:15,671 Oh, man. 185 00:14:18,848 --> 00:14:21,248 In here. Hurry up. 186 00:14:26,089 --> 00:14:29,525 - What is it? - I've been calling the apartment for two hours, Jock. No answer. 187 00:14:29,626 --> 00:14:33,153 - What do you mean? - Nobody's home. The sitter's gone. 188 00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:37,165 Would you calm down. Maybe she just took him out for a stroll. 189 00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:41,363 I can't take it. I'd kill myself if anything happened to him. 190 00:14:41,471 --> 00:14:44,497 What if she's out blabbing her mouth to whoever's pursuing the senator's dead girlfriend? 191 00:14:44,608 --> 00:14:46,508 In that case, we're dead too. 192 00:14:46,610 --> 00:14:49,374 - We're going to hell for this. - We have bigger problems than that, Brenda. 193 00:14:49,479 --> 00:14:52,277 Someone's trying to sink us. We have three days to see that they don't. 194 00:14:52,382 --> 00:14:57,445 Three days? Three days the senator could impregnate the entire League of Women Voters. 195 00:14:57,554 --> 00:15:02,048 You want to quit? Huh? Or you gonna help me keep his pants up and get him elected? 196 00:15:03,627 --> 00:15:05,754 Now come on. 197 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:19,070 All clear, Your Gassiness. 198 00:15:19,175 --> 00:15:21,405 The things I do for a story. 199 00:15:21,511 --> 00:15:23,570 Are you sure this is her place? 200 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:26,581 The doctor wrote Barbara Bonabo a tranquilizer prescription. 201 00:15:26,683 --> 00:15:28,844 This was the address she used. 202 00:15:28,952 --> 00:15:30,852 You know what this is? 203 00:15:30,954 --> 00:15:33,388 This is the senator's love nest. 204 00:15:33,490 --> 00:15:36,482 [Man's Voice] All right. Over against the wall. 205 00:15:36,593 --> 00:15:39,255 Both you boys know the routine. 206 00:15:39,362 --> 00:15:41,421 [Man How did you know I was here? 207 00:15:41,531 --> 00:15:44,432 [Man this place and a hundred more like it... 208 00:15:44,534 --> 00:15:46,661 ever since your story broke in the newspaper. 209 00:15:46,770 --> 00:15:50,228 You cops have all the dumb luck. 210 00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:51,932 [Announcer] The revolutionary kitchen appliance... 211 00:15:52,042 --> 00:15:54,033 that makes dish washing a breeze. 212 00:15:54,144 --> 00:15:56,874 [Creature Snarling, Woman Screaming] 213 00:15:56,980 --> 00:15:59,346 [Dramatic Movie Soundtrack] 214 00:16:01,651 --> 00:16:04,552 [Cartoon Soundtrack] 215 00:16:07,957 --> 00:16:11,290 [Cartoon Soundtrack Continues] 216 00:16:13,830 --> 00:16:16,355 [Baby Cooing] 217 00:16:16,466 --> 00:16:19,196 - He was left alone? - All by himself? 218 00:16:19,302 --> 00:16:22,271 - That's what "alone" means. - He wasn't left alone for long. 219 00:16:22,372 --> 00:16:25,569 - How would you know that? - I put my nose to his diaper. 220 00:16:28,078 --> 00:16:29,978 And you think it's the senator's? 221 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:32,207 It's the senator's love shack. 222 00:16:32,315 --> 00:16:37,252 He was afraid his chicky was gonna squeal, so he fed her the pills and took her for a drive. 223 00:16:37,354 --> 00:16:39,879 - Of course it's his. - But the senator's a married man. 224 00:16:39,989 --> 00:16:43,049 [Baby Fussing] 225 00:16:45,195 --> 00:16:47,425 What would his wife think? 226 00:16:47,530 --> 00:16:49,828 That's what this is all about! 227 00:16:49,933 --> 00:16:51,924 - [Baby Crying] - Langly? 228 00:16:52,035 --> 00:16:54,299 Hey, what do I know about kids? 229 00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:57,168 Maybe it's just hungry. Somebody get it a cheeseburger. 230 00:16:57,273 --> 00:17:00,071 [Crying Stops] 231 00:17:00,176 --> 00:17:02,576 Huh. 232 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,942 If it gets out that this is the senator's baby... 233 00:17:07,050 --> 00:17:09,245 he's gonna lose the election. 234 00:17:09,352 --> 00:17:12,378 Exactly. We can do D.N.A. testing. 235 00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:14,457 Mm-mmm. That'd take more than 48 hours. 236 00:17:14,557 --> 00:17:18,049 I got a hunch one ofJefferson's people may be willing to talk. 237 00:17:18,161 --> 00:17:21,187 Jimmy was able to eavesdrop on Jefferson's campaign managers. 238 00:17:21,297 --> 00:17:25,791 The woman was upset, angry at the senator. Maybe about the kid. 239 00:17:25,902 --> 00:17:27,893 Of course. It makes perfect sense. 240 00:17:28,004 --> 00:17:31,872 She was angry at his behavior but afraid to go public, so she left a clue on our windshield. 241 00:17:31,975 --> 00:17:36,571 Jimmy, you gotta go back in there, man. Get her to dish the dirt. 242 00:17:36,679 --> 00:17:40,342 We get proof this is Jefferson's love child, he's going down. 243 00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:42,543 And our circulation's going up. 244 00:17:42,652 --> 00:17:45,416 I thought all you guys were looking for was the truth. 245 00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:48,889 But you're out to ruin the senator. 246 00:17:48,992 --> 00:17:51,517 Our job isn't to judge. 247 00:17:51,628 --> 00:17:54,290 It's to get the news and report it. 248 00:17:54,397 --> 00:17:56,490 Let the chips fall where they may. 249 00:17:59,669 --> 00:18:02,797 - Yeah, if you say so. - [Langly Sighs] 250 00:18:02,906 --> 00:18:05,636 But who's gonna watch the kid? 251 00:18:05,742 --> 00:18:09,143 [Baby Crying] 252 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,847 Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger. Langly! 253 00:18:13,950 --> 00:18:17,818 - Langly? Langly? Lang... - [Crying Continues] 254 00:18:17,921 --> 00:18:20,981 - Peekaboo. - I can't take this! 255 00:18:21,090 --> 00:18:24,856 Oh, it's only been five minutes. Here. I think he needs a bottle. 256 00:18:24,961 --> 00:18:28,192 [Crying Continues] 257 00:18:28,298 --> 00:18:31,756 P.U! That's not all it needs. 258 00:18:34,137 --> 00:18:36,571 [Sniffs] We're fresh out of milk. 259 00:18:36,673 --> 00:18:39,233 How about some nondairy coffee creamer? 260 00:18:39,342 --> 00:18:41,970 [Langly] Whatever. Just get in here. 261 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:46,246 [Crying Continues] 262 00:18:46,349 --> 00:18:50,308 Ooh-fah. Why spend billions developing biological warfare? 263 00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:53,082 - [Baby Screaming] - What is that? 264 00:18:54,457 --> 00:18:56,789 Out of my way, Mr. Mom. 265 00:18:56,893 --> 00:18:58,793 [Crying Stops] 266 00:18:58,928 --> 00:19:01,453 [Urine Flowing] 267 00:19:11,374 --> 00:19:14,241 All right already! Enough with the fire hose! 268 00:19:16,012 --> 00:19:18,480 [Urine Continues Flowing] 269 00:19:20,149 --> 00:19:20,250 [Brenda] Okay now, the senator is just a little behind. 270 00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:22,343 [Brenda] Okay now, the senator is just a little behind. 271 00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:24,784 He can see you. It's just he's in a meeting. 272 00:19:24,888 --> 00:19:27,789 Jimmy! That's your name, isn't it? Can you come with me? 273 00:19:27,891 --> 00:19:30,689 - Is something the matter? - See this group of blue-haired ladies? 274 00:19:30,793 --> 00:19:33,387 - Don't look at them. Just keep moving. - Who are they? 275 00:19:33,496 --> 00:19:36,226 Big supporters of the senator here to present him an award. 276 00:19:36,332 --> 00:19:39,267 - Wow. Can I meet the senator too? - That's where we're going, Jimmy. 277 00:19:41,838 --> 00:19:44,739 He fell like a wet sack of crap. 278 00:19:44,841 --> 00:19:48,208 - What happened to him? - He's got a condition. 279 00:19:48,311 --> 00:19:51,246 Bet those ladies out there are gonna be so disappointed. 280 00:19:51,347 --> 00:19:55,750 - That's just it, Jimmy. - Those women drove seven hours to present this award. 281 00:19:55,852 --> 00:19:59,413 Their support is critical to the election. He's got to accept it. 282 00:19:59,522 --> 00:20:02,184 - Shouldn't we call a doctor? - [Both Together] No! 283 00:20:03,626 --> 00:20:05,526 I don't know. 284 00:20:05,628 --> 00:20:08,529 He doesn't seem in any shape to be in public. 285 00:20:08,631 --> 00:20:13,364 Jimmy, do it. Do what they say. It's our chance to expose him. 286 00:20:25,214 --> 00:20:29,878 Senator? SenatorJefferson? 287 00:20:29,986 --> 00:20:33,285 If you can just get him on his feet, he usually comes around. 288 00:20:39,062 --> 00:20:41,121 [Groaning] 289 00:20:41,230 --> 00:20:44,097 - Senator? - [Jock] Senator! 290 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,896 Man the lifeboats. 291 00:20:47,003 --> 00:20:50,632 [Grunts] You've got the Women's Auxiliary here, Senator. 292 00:20:50,740 --> 00:20:53,800 - They're waiting. - They just want to hear a word from you. 293 00:20:53,910 --> 00:20:55,969 Oh. Let's get you some dry clothes. 294 00:20:56,079 --> 00:20:58,707 [Grunting] 295 00:20:58,815 --> 00:21:00,806 [Groans] 296 00:21:00,917 --> 00:21:03,078 I believe I have to urinate. 297 00:21:03,186 --> 00:21:05,154 [Jock And Brenda Groaning] 298 00:21:05,254 --> 00:21:09,884 [Jefferson] Your endorsement is so important to me. I am truly blessed. 299 00:21:09,993 --> 00:21:12,985 Without you ladies, I'm nothing. 300 00:21:13,096 --> 00:21:17,328 A man with good intentions is just a man. 301 00:21:17,433 --> 00:21:22,700 But a man in office with the support of folks like y'all is a man on a mission. 302 00:21:22,805 --> 00:21:26,138 [Cheering, Whistling] 303 00:21:26,242 --> 00:21:28,142 Thank you. 304 00:21:31,614 --> 00:21:31,714 - [Doorbell Buzzing] - [Baby Crying] 305 00:21:31,714 --> 00:21:34,911 - [Doorbell Buzzing] - [Baby Crying] 306 00:21:35,018 --> 00:21:37,919 Thank God she's here. 307 00:21:38,021 --> 00:21:40,785 [Baby Continues Crying] 308 00:21:40,890 --> 00:21:42,949 Langly, is that a baby crying? 309 00:21:43,059 --> 00:21:46,620 No. That's a baby about to drive us into a tower with guns. 310 00:21:46,729 --> 00:21:49,289 [Frohike] Come on. How bad can it be? 311 00:21:49,399 --> 00:21:53,529 You wanna see a funny face? [Makes Funny Sounds] 312 00:21:53,636 --> 00:21:56,628 [Crying Continues] 313 00:21:58,241 --> 00:22:01,039 And you boys wonder what the problem is? 314 00:22:01,144 --> 00:22:03,078 I'm in no mood for your usual sarcasm, Yves. 315 00:22:03,179 --> 00:22:05,374 Just show us where the volume control is. 316 00:22:05,481 --> 00:22:08,473 - You must be joking. - We tried everything. 317 00:22:08,584 --> 00:22:11,382 - It's okay. It's okay. - We fed him. We changed him. 318 00:22:11,487 --> 00:22:15,389 I even read him bedtime stories about the F.B.I.'s illegal collection of surveillance data. 319 00:22:15,491 --> 00:22:17,391 This kid refuses to negotiate. 320 00:22:17,493 --> 00:22:20,587 Even you're not that stupid, Frohike. 321 00:22:20,697 --> 00:22:24,258 He won't quit crying until you give him what he wants. 322 00:22:24,367 --> 00:22:26,392 [Baby Fussing] 323 00:22:27,837 --> 00:22:29,771 Free the prisoners. 324 00:22:29,872 --> 00:22:33,672 Oh, God. I'm dealing with schoolboys. 325 00:22:33,776 --> 00:22:38,509 - [Crying] - Oh, look at you. 326 00:22:38,614 --> 00:22:40,673 - [Sighs] - Look at you. 327 00:22:40,783 --> 00:22:44,583 You're a bright boy. Yes, you are. 328 00:22:44,687 --> 00:22:47,679 [Crying Continues] 329 00:22:49,559 --> 00:22:52,289 - [Crying Stops] - I don't believe it. 330 00:22:52,395 --> 00:22:54,955 - That's it? That's all it took? - Sticking a finger in its mouth? 331 00:22:55,064 --> 00:22:58,591 Did it ever occur to you that your little prince might be teething? 332 00:22:58,701 --> 00:23:01,932 Well, when we found him, he didn't come with an instruction manual. 333 00:23:02,038 --> 00:23:04,370 You found him? 334 00:23:04,474 --> 00:23:06,374 No. No, of course not. 335 00:23:06,476 --> 00:23:09,468 That's just a figure of speech. We didn't find him. 336 00:23:09,579 --> 00:23:12,104 Uh, he's Frohike's. 337 00:23:14,717 --> 00:23:16,309 Melvin. 338 00:23:16,419 --> 00:23:19,320 Hey, you know, you tomcat around long enough... 339 00:23:19,422 --> 00:23:21,617 you're bound to wind up with a litter or two. 340 00:23:21,724 --> 00:23:23,954 Come to Papa, big boy. 341 00:23:26,829 --> 00:23:29,457 [Crying Resumes] 342 00:23:33,569 --> 00:23:33,669 Quite a day, don't you know? 343 00:23:33,669 --> 00:23:35,796 Quite a day, don't you know? 344 00:23:35,905 --> 00:23:38,533 [Chattering Continues] 345 00:23:43,179 --> 00:23:45,079 Jimmy! 346 00:23:45,181 --> 00:23:48,082 Good work today. I know the senator really appreciates it. 347 00:23:48,184 --> 00:23:51,847 Oh. Hey, thanks. 348 00:23:53,422 --> 00:23:57,324 Nah, it's okay, Jimmy. Hey, listen. 349 00:23:57,426 --> 00:24:00,486 There's something I want to discuss with you if I may. 350 00:24:00,596 --> 00:24:03,087 What you saw today in the bathroom... 351 00:24:03,199 --> 00:24:05,827 the senator's, uh, condition... 352 00:24:05,935 --> 00:24:08,995 understand, we don't discuss it. 353 00:24:09,105 --> 00:24:11,869 Really nothing to discuss. 354 00:24:13,776 --> 00:24:16,438 Discuss it with him, Jimmy. 355 00:24:19,482 --> 00:24:23,543 Not that it's any of my business... 356 00:24:23,653 --> 00:24:27,953 but this condition, if we were to discuss it... 357 00:24:28,057 --> 00:24:30,890 what exactly would we be discussing? 358 00:24:33,696 --> 00:24:36,494 Well, I don't know how to put this. 359 00:24:36,599 --> 00:24:41,036 The senator's on a medication for his angina. 360 00:24:41,137 --> 00:24:44,868 - His what? - Well, the senator has a little angina. 361 00:24:44,974 --> 00:24:47,306 [Laughing] Aw, come on. 362 00:24:47,410 --> 00:24:49,970 I know, I know. He seems like such a big, strong man. 363 00:24:50,079 --> 00:24:52,343 But it's true, and it's not important... 364 00:24:52,448 --> 00:24:55,542 as long as he keeps doing the job well, right? 365 00:24:55,651 --> 00:24:58,313 Now this is just between us. 366 00:25:07,663 --> 00:25:09,563 I'll get to the bottom of this. 367 00:25:14,503 --> 00:25:16,562 We need to have a little talk. 368 00:25:16,672 --> 00:25:19,232 - About? - Oh, I think you know. 369 00:25:19,342 --> 00:25:22,334 And you're pretty darn upset about it too. 370 00:25:23,846 --> 00:25:27,213 - What are you talking about? - Oh, come on. 371 00:25:27,316 --> 00:25:30,183 What kind of fool do you take me for? 372 00:25:30,286 --> 00:25:33,119 [Chuckles] 373 00:25:33,222 --> 00:25:36,589 The senator may be a big, strong man... 374 00:25:36,692 --> 00:25:40,628 but you and I know what his condition is. 375 00:25:47,536 --> 00:25:52,701 Look, you and I both know the senator doesn't have an angina. 376 00:25:55,211 --> 00:25:57,441 But that's not the big secret. 377 00:25:59,248 --> 00:26:02,217 I think you're just looking for someone to tell... 378 00:26:02,318 --> 00:26:04,286 aren't you? 379 00:26:04,387 --> 00:26:08,915 Whenever you're ready... [Clicks Tongue] I'm your man. 380 00:26:14,931 --> 00:26:16,831 Brenda? 381 00:26:16,933 --> 00:26:19,925 He knows, Jock. About everything. 382 00:26:21,837 --> 00:26:25,864 Well, looks like we'll just have to take care of it. 383 00:26:25,975 --> 00:26:29,536 Just like we did with the senator's little girlfriend. 384 00:26:35,451 --> 00:26:38,852 [Chattering] 385 00:26:40,323 --> 00:26:42,382 - Hi. - Hi. 386 00:27:15,091 --> 00:27:17,457 Hi, Jimmy. How are you? 387 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:20,461 Uh, fine. How are you doing? 388 00:27:20,563 --> 00:27:23,464 Great. Just great. In fact, things are lookin' so good... 389 00:27:23,566 --> 00:27:26,535 Jock and I think we no longer need you here as a volunteer, Jimmy. 390 00:27:26,635 --> 00:27:29,297 What are you saying? 391 00:27:29,405 --> 00:27:32,966 I'm saying that SenatorJefferson looks like he's got this one in the bag... 392 00:27:33,075 --> 00:27:35,475 and he wants to bring you on his team full-time, Jimmy. 393 00:27:35,578 --> 00:27:38,547 No. Seriously? 394 00:27:38,647 --> 00:27:43,050 And as a show of faith, we'd like to give you a little bonus. 395 00:27:43,152 --> 00:27:45,416 To just say thanks, Jimmy. 396 00:27:45,521 --> 00:27:49,082 - I know what this is. - Just a little something. 397 00:27:49,191 --> 00:27:52,490 Yeah. Like thejob offer. 398 00:27:52,595 --> 00:27:54,825 Keep me quiet about the senator. 399 00:28:02,938 --> 00:28:06,032 You know... 400 00:28:06,142 --> 00:28:09,600 I've always believed that the senator was a great man. 401 00:28:11,213 --> 00:28:13,113 When that train jumped the tracks... 402 00:28:13,215 --> 00:28:16,378 and all those schoolkids were hurt... 403 00:28:16,485 --> 00:28:21,548 he was there, with the families, crying. 404 00:28:21,657 --> 00:28:26,390 And when he got up there to Washington and poured his heart out... 405 00:28:26,495 --> 00:28:29,396 about making sure that the needy weren't forgotten... 406 00:28:29,498 --> 00:28:33,366 he changed people's minds 'cause he cared. 407 00:28:35,704 --> 00:28:38,605 But I guess maybe there's another side to the story... 408 00:28:38,707 --> 00:28:42,006 one that I keep wishing weren't true. 409 00:28:43,379 --> 00:28:47,748 See, I want to believe that the senator's a great man... 410 00:28:47,850 --> 00:28:51,445 but not because somebody's paying me to. 411 00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:01,656 [Doorbell Buzzing] 412 00:29:05,401 --> 00:29:09,167 Could you lay off the buzzer? I just got the kid to sleep. 413 00:29:09,271 --> 00:29:12,832 Melvin, I'm so impressed. 414 00:29:12,942 --> 00:29:16,673 I really thought you'd be all thumbs at this fatherhood business. 415 00:29:16,779 --> 00:29:21,113 You do know it's quite a turn-on when a man shows himself so capable. 416 00:29:21,217 --> 00:29:25,085 - Really? - Maybe I have to reevaluate you. 417 00:29:25,187 --> 00:29:29,089 Okay, whose finger's responsible for the electroshock treatment? 418 00:29:29,191 --> 00:29:33,093 Hey, show some respect. The lady's here out of concern for the child. 419 00:29:33,195 --> 00:29:36,096 - A lot more than I can say for you, Ichabod Crane. - Oh, yeah? 420 00:29:36,198 --> 00:29:40,100 If you're so concerned, why don't you check out the throttle on your urban cow-baby? 421 00:29:40,202 --> 00:29:42,670 "Urban cow-baby"? 422 00:29:47,977 --> 00:29:50,468 Have you both gone insane? 423 00:29:55,985 --> 00:30:00,547 - [Baby Cooing] - You could be thrown in jail. 424 00:30:00,656 --> 00:30:02,886 It's working, isn't it? 425 00:30:02,992 --> 00:30:05,893 Yeah, if you're trying to make a milk shake in the kid's stomach. 426 00:30:05,995 --> 00:30:08,896 - Melvin, you should be ashamed. - [Baby Crying] 427 00:30:08,998 --> 00:30:11,228 How are we supposed to get any work done? 428 00:30:11,333 --> 00:30:13,665 How are we supposed to publish our paper... 429 00:30:13,769 --> 00:30:16,670 and root out graft, corruption and corporate greed for our loyal readers... 430 00:30:16,772 --> 00:30:18,672 if we're changing poopy diapers? 431 00:30:18,774 --> 00:30:22,676 A man who has to even ask that question is hardly a man at all! 432 00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:27,643 [Baby Passing Gas] 433 00:30:27,783 --> 00:30:31,549 - Did you hear all that? - They were bribing you. 434 00:30:31,654 --> 00:30:35,146 - Yeah. Can you believe it? - Jimmy, this is great news. 435 00:30:35,257 --> 00:30:37,817 Well, I'm glad you think so! 436 00:30:37,927 --> 00:30:40,760 They were buying your silence. It's completely illegal. 437 00:30:40,863 --> 00:30:42,831 Like they think I can be bought. 438 00:30:44,833 --> 00:30:47,563 - Where's the check, Jimmy? - Where is it? 439 00:30:47,670 --> 00:30:50,662 - I tore it up! - You tore it up? 440 00:30:50,773 --> 00:30:54,573 Into little itty-bitty pieces, and then I scattered it... 441 00:30:54,677 --> 00:30:56,872 all over that no-good Brenda's desk... 442 00:30:56,979 --> 00:30:59,413 to let her know who they're dealing with! 443 00:30:59,515 --> 00:31:03,576 For God's sake, that was our evidence you destroyed, Jimmy! 444 00:31:05,287 --> 00:31:08,518 - You said you needed fingerprints. - [Groans] 445 00:31:08,624 --> 00:31:11,092 - How's it going, guys? - We're doomed. 446 00:31:11,193 --> 00:31:13,388 What do you mean, we're doomed? 447 00:31:13,495 --> 00:31:17,124 We got 36 hours to the election, and we got nothing. 448 00:31:17,233 --> 00:31:20,464 No evidence, no story. Nothing to prove the senator did anything wrong. 449 00:31:20,569 --> 00:31:23,595 What happened to Deep Throat, the turncoat, this Linda Tripp? 450 00:31:23,706 --> 00:31:26,971 If she ever wanted to talk, I'd say that opportunity is long gone. 451 00:31:30,679 --> 00:31:34,016 You want evidence? I'll get you evidence. 452 00:31:34,016 --> 00:31:35,108 You want evidence? I'll get you evidence. 453 00:31:35,217 --> 00:31:37,981 I'll get you the story. 454 00:31:40,889 --> 00:31:46,088 The love your baby feels is the love your baby deals. 455 00:31:46,195 --> 00:31:49,028 [Laughs] In the animal kingdom... 456 00:31:49,131 --> 00:31:51,861 babies who are not nurtured by their mothers... 457 00:31:51,967 --> 00:31:56,097 grow up unprepared to nurture their own offspring. 458 00:31:56,205 --> 00:31:59,003 So it is with the human animal. 459 00:31:59,108 --> 00:32:00,632 [Whispering] I can't go through with this. 460 00:32:00,743 --> 00:32:02,904 Melvin, he's your child. 461 00:32:03,012 --> 00:32:07,244 So the job of nurturing falls both to Mommy and Daddy. 462 00:32:07,349 --> 00:32:11,877 But sometimes Daddy feels ill-equipped to bond with Baby... 463 00:32:11,987 --> 00:32:15,479 and that's why we're here today. 464 00:32:15,591 --> 00:32:18,492 [Chattering] 465 00:32:18,594 --> 00:32:23,497 Gentlemen, keep those nipples high and proud! 466 00:32:23,599 --> 00:32:26,534 Breathe one word of this, Yves... 467 00:32:26,635 --> 00:32:30,696 - [Baby Fussing] - Look at you. 468 00:32:30,806 --> 00:32:33,604 Look at you. Look at Little Billy Goat Gruff. 469 00:32:36,211 --> 00:32:40,739 How could the senator abandon such a sweet little angel? 470 00:32:46,221 --> 00:32:49,816 [Woman] (music) Well, well, well, well (music) 471 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:54,357 (music) Oh, happy day (music) 472 00:32:56,031 --> 00:33:00,127 - (music) Oh, happy day (music) - (music) Oh, happy day (music) 473 00:33:00,235 --> 00:33:02,703 (music) Oh, happy day (music) 474 00:33:02,805 --> 00:33:06,400 (music) When SenatorJefferson walks (music) 475 00:33:06,508 --> 00:33:09,306 (music) When the senator walks (music) 476 00:33:09,411 --> 00:33:12,175 (music) When SenatorJefferson walks (music) 477 00:33:12,281 --> 00:33:15,011 (music) Oh, yes, when he walks (music) 478 00:33:15,117 --> 00:33:18,644 - (music) [Continues] - Grande decaf, no cream. 479 00:33:18,754 --> 00:33:21,518 Grande regular, cream and sugar. 480 00:33:21,623 --> 00:33:25,889 A triple grande cappuccino. Here you go. 481 00:33:25,994 --> 00:33:29,395 (music) Oh, happy day (music) 482 00:33:31,767 --> 00:33:34,258 - (music) Oh, happy day (music) - Your coffees. 483 00:33:37,439 --> 00:33:40,840 (music) Oh, happy day (music) 484 00:33:42,611 --> 00:33:45,774 (music) When SenatorJefferson walks (music) 485 00:33:45,881 --> 00:33:48,714 (music) When the senator walks (music) 486 00:33:48,817 --> 00:33:51,843 (music) When SenatorJefferson walks (music) 487 00:33:51,954 --> 00:33:54,445 - (music) Yes, when he walks (music) - Nice kid. 488 00:33:54,556 --> 00:33:56,854 (music) When SenatorJefferson walks (music) 489 00:33:56,959 --> 00:33:59,553 (music) When SenatorJefferson walks (music) 490 00:33:59,661 --> 00:34:01,959 [Chattering] 491 00:34:02,064 --> 00:34:04,658 [Woman] Sing forJefferson! 492 00:34:04,767 --> 00:34:08,032 (music) [Singing Soul] 493 00:34:08,137 --> 00:34:10,367 (music) [Singing Continues] 494 00:34:10,472 --> 00:34:12,440 What on earth are you doing? 495 00:34:12,541 --> 00:34:15,977 Bringing you your evidence. 496 00:34:20,883 --> 00:34:22,373 Fingerprints. 497 00:34:23,419 --> 00:34:25,284 On the cups. 498 00:34:25,387 --> 00:34:28,049 - It's too late. - Maybe not. 499 00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:33,890 Leave it to you bumbling fools to ruin a beautiful opportunity. 500 00:34:33,996 --> 00:34:35,987 She knows everything. 501 00:34:36,098 --> 00:34:38,828 You let this man get away with fathering an illegitimate child? 502 00:34:38,934 --> 00:34:41,164 And keeping it a secret from the voters over there! 503 00:34:41,270 --> 00:34:43,534 - Just cool your jets, Yves. - Hey! 504 00:34:43,639 --> 00:34:45,573 I think we've found our Deep Throat. 505 00:34:52,381 --> 00:34:56,374 (music) [Women Singing Soul] 506 00:34:56,485 --> 00:34:59,386 (music) [Singing Continues] 507 00:35:37,993 --> 00:35:40,985 Psst. Psst. Come here. 508 00:35:48,370 --> 00:35:51,032 Oh, my God! Oh! 509 00:35:51,139 --> 00:35:55,576 Oh, I was so worried that something terrible had happened to him. 510 00:35:55,677 --> 00:35:57,872 Something awful. 511 00:35:57,980 --> 00:35:59,880 The little guy's fine, Brenda. 512 00:35:59,982 --> 00:36:02,712 (music) [Continues] 513 00:36:02,818 --> 00:36:04,809 Ow! Oh! 514 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,787 You! I oughta kick your butt from here to the Potomac! 515 00:36:07,890 --> 00:36:10,791 - For what? - For lyin' to me. 516 00:36:10,893 --> 00:36:13,555 For playin' the big, dumb, stupid lunkhead. 517 00:36:13,662 --> 00:36:16,654 - I wasn't playin' anything. - Oh, no? 518 00:36:16,765 --> 00:36:20,462 "The senator's a great man. The senator's this. The senator's that." 519 00:36:20,569 --> 00:36:23,902 And then you go and kidnap his baby and bring him here, so you can humiliate him. 520 00:36:24,006 --> 00:36:28,409 - That's what you wanted? - Me? To ruin the senator? 521 00:36:28,510 --> 00:36:32,241 A clue left on our windshield led us to the kid. 522 00:36:32,347 --> 00:36:35,248 We pulled a fingerprint off of it, which matched up perfectly with this. 523 00:36:35,350 --> 00:36:38,911 Grande vanilla, two percent, no whip, caramel latte, babe. 524 00:36:39,021 --> 00:36:42,013 I had a regular cappuccino. 525 00:36:42,124 --> 00:36:44,092 - That's not your cup? - No. 526 00:36:44,192 --> 00:36:46,752 And not her fingerprints either. 527 00:36:46,862 --> 00:36:49,353 Then whose cup is it? 528 00:36:49,464 --> 00:36:54,367 - (music) [Humming "America"] - As I stand here today, just hours before election day... 529 00:36:54,469 --> 00:36:58,929 I stand here as a partner with you. 530 00:36:59,041 --> 00:37:03,375 - [Crowd Cheering] - As a friend, a relative... 531 00:37:03,478 --> 00:37:08,711 a man you can trust not just to protect the America we know and love... 532 00:37:08,817 --> 00:37:12,378 but to fight for you like a junkyard dog! 533 00:37:12,487 --> 00:37:15,217 - [Cheering Continues] - I am but a man... 534 00:37:15,324 --> 00:37:18,487 [Indistinct Whispering] 535 00:37:22,764 --> 00:37:25,665 Folks, you'll have to excuse me. 536 00:37:29,271 --> 00:37:32,866 I got voters out there waiting. Now what's this all about? 537 00:37:32,975 --> 00:37:34,875 About you being ruined, Senator. 538 00:37:34,977 --> 00:37:38,037 Ruined? By who? These people? 539 00:37:38,180 --> 00:37:41,843 We're reporters, Senator, from a paper called the Lone Gunman. 540 00:37:41,950 --> 00:37:45,249 - We've been working on an exposé. - An exposé? 541 00:37:45,354 --> 00:37:47,720 About who? Not me. 542 00:37:47,823 --> 00:37:50,417 About your drunken behavior and your reckless carousing... 543 00:37:50,525 --> 00:37:52,823 and the death of one of your campaign workers. 544 00:37:52,928 --> 00:37:54,919 Those are rumors. You tell 'em, Jock. 545 00:37:55,030 --> 00:37:58,090 [Brenda] Jock already told 'em. 546 00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,566 That's how they know the truth, Senator. 547 00:38:00,669 --> 00:38:04,571 Jock? NotJock. Jock's my boy. 548 00:38:04,673 --> 00:38:08,234 Your loyal campaign manager over there is a backstabbing traitor. 549 00:38:08,343 --> 00:38:10,607 Why don't you just admit it to him, Jock? 550 00:38:10,712 --> 00:38:13,943 [Byers] Look, we know about your affair, Senator, with Barbara Bonabo. 551 00:38:14,049 --> 00:38:16,950 A clue left on our car led us to a doctor who wrote prescriptions... 552 00:38:17,052 --> 00:38:19,748 for the tranquilizers in her system the night of her accident. 553 00:38:19,855 --> 00:38:22,847 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What doctor? What tranquilizer? 554 00:38:22,958 --> 00:38:25,756 You talk like I know any of this. 555 00:38:25,861 --> 00:38:29,627 The reason you don't know any is because I took care of it for you. 556 00:38:29,731 --> 00:38:33,531 Like I take care of everything. All the mess. All your dirty secrets. 557 00:38:33,635 --> 00:38:36,433 You killed Barbara Bonabo, Jock? 558 00:38:36,538 --> 00:38:40,440 No, I didn't kill her. We just wanted to keep her quiet... 559 00:38:40,542 --> 00:38:43,033 make her disappear till after the election. 560 00:38:43,145 --> 00:38:46,308 But she took some pills and took a drive. 561 00:38:46,415 --> 00:38:51,045 She was distraught. She was in love with you. 562 00:38:51,153 --> 00:38:53,644 But then they're all in love with you. 563 00:38:53,755 --> 00:38:58,215 Whatever my behavior or my affairs... 564 00:38:58,326 --> 00:39:00,226 this was wrong, Jock. 565 00:39:00,328 --> 00:39:02,796 Apparently not, Senator. 566 00:39:02,898 --> 00:39:06,334 Somehow I always turn it into a victory, don't I? 567 00:39:08,070 --> 00:39:10,061 Well, not this time. 568 00:39:10,172 --> 00:39:13,335 No. Jock hates you so much, he put the story right under their nose. 569 00:39:13,442 --> 00:39:16,468 Anonymously, like a coward. 570 00:39:16,578 --> 00:39:20,241 I got a career ahead of me, unlike the senator here. 571 00:39:20,348 --> 00:39:22,748 Even if they write the story... 572 00:39:22,851 --> 00:39:26,309 it won't come out until after the election, Senator. 573 00:39:26,421 --> 00:39:28,321 There's only one little problem. 574 00:39:33,762 --> 00:39:36,253 It's mine? I'm the father? 575 00:39:36,364 --> 00:39:39,094 Jefferson's the man. 576 00:39:42,337 --> 00:39:45,864 Well, this is unforeseen. 577 00:39:48,076 --> 00:39:50,101 I do apologize, Brenda. 578 00:39:50,212 --> 00:39:53,181 I'm sorry. I've let you down. 579 00:39:54,549 --> 00:39:56,881 You too, Jock. 580 00:39:56,985 --> 00:39:59,886 I don't blame you for hatin' me. 581 00:40:02,991 --> 00:40:05,289 Where are you going, Senator? 582 00:40:05,393 --> 00:40:07,452 I'm gonna save these boys some trouble. 583 00:40:07,562 --> 00:40:09,689 I'm gonna tell the people out there... 584 00:40:09,798 --> 00:40:13,962 the truth... myself. 585 00:40:14,069 --> 00:40:15,536 Senator? 586 00:40:19,808 --> 00:40:22,743 I'm still voting for you. 587 00:40:22,844 --> 00:40:25,904 [Laughs] Thank you, Jimmy. 588 00:40:28,750 --> 00:40:31,913 - [Crowd Cheering] - All right, Senator. 589 00:40:33,855 --> 00:40:38,883 - (music) [Woman Singing Soul] - Oh, now. I know you're hungry. 590 00:40:38,994 --> 00:40:43,988 - Just come on. Have a little milk. Come on. - (music) [Continues] 591 00:40:44,099 --> 00:40:47,000 [TVReporter] I'm here at Senator Jefferson's campaign headquarters... 592 00:40:47,102 --> 00:40:50,902 where yesterday voters rallied excitedly, expecting a landslide victory. 593 00:40:51,006 --> 00:40:54,567 But those rally cries turned to deadening silence this morning... 594 00:40:54,676 --> 00:40:56,837 after a cheerful speech by the senator... 595 00:40:56,945 --> 00:40:59,505 telling the voters about a secret affair... 596 00:40:59,614 --> 00:41:02,242 and of a love child with a former campaign worker. 597 00:41:02,350 --> 00:41:05,877 - [TVTurns Off] - I can't listen to this. 598 00:41:05,987 --> 00:41:08,581 Play with fire, Jimmy, you're gonna get burned. 599 00:41:08,690 --> 00:41:11,955 At least he was man enough to go out there and admit the truth. 600 00:41:12,060 --> 00:41:15,860 Well, he's still a great man. 601 00:41:18,133 --> 00:41:20,431 But not a great father. 602 00:41:20,535 --> 00:41:22,969 - [Baby Crying] - You got a problem with the hair, man? 603 00:41:23,071 --> 00:41:24,971 He thinks you're his mother. 604 00:41:25,073 --> 00:41:27,803 Bug off, Frohike. We're spending quality time here. 605 00:41:27,909 --> 00:41:31,367 - Hey, it's my turn to hold him. - [Doorbell Buzzing] 606 00:41:31,479 --> 00:41:34,778 Get the door. 607 00:41:37,686 --> 00:41:39,711 What's he doing here? 608 00:41:43,158 --> 00:41:45,319 I wasn't sure I had the right address. 609 00:41:46,761 --> 00:41:49,127 Anyway, uh, may I come in? 610 00:41:54,035 --> 00:41:58,267 So, this is the conscience of America, huh? 611 00:41:58,373 --> 00:42:00,841 We only mean to report the truth. 612 00:42:00,942 --> 00:42:04,139 Well, it's a good thing. And inspiring. 613 00:42:04,246 --> 00:42:07,909 Wouldn't it be great if we could all be more like you? 614 00:42:08,016 --> 00:42:10,484 That's what you came here to tell us? 615 00:42:10,585 --> 00:42:14,351 No, Jimmy. No. I... I came for something else. 616 00:42:18,026 --> 00:42:22,429 - The kid? - (music) [Continues] 617 00:42:22,530 --> 00:42:24,794 Langly. 618 00:42:33,541 --> 00:42:37,204 Well, hello, Son. Goodness. 619 00:42:37,312 --> 00:42:39,906 You don't even have a name yet, do you? 620 00:42:40,015 --> 00:42:43,416 You know what? I believe I'm gonna call you William. 621 00:42:43,518 --> 00:42:46,954 - How about that? William Jefferson. - That's a great name. 622 00:42:47,055 --> 00:42:49,819 [Knocking] 623 00:42:57,232 --> 00:42:59,200 What can I say? 624 00:43:03,605 --> 00:43:08,508 He's a good man. I just came to pick up some baby stuff for the senator. 625 00:43:09,911 --> 00:43:11,811 Excuse me. 626 00:43:14,316 --> 00:43:15,214 Hey. 627 00:43:20,689 --> 00:43:24,420 - Everybody! Come here! - What is it? 628 00:43:27,362 --> 00:43:32,163 First election results in showing Senator Jefferson not out of this race by any means. 629 00:43:32,267 --> 00:43:34,997 - [All Cheering] - [Baby Crying] 630 00:43:35,103 --> 00:43:37,469 - Oh, hey. - Oh. 631 00:43:37,572 --> 00:43:40,302 - I know. - Okay. 632 00:43:40,408 --> 00:43:42,808 - It's okay. - Yeah. 633 00:43:42,911 --> 00:43:45,436 Oh, it's all right. 634 00:44:23,651 --> 00:44:25,482 [Child] I made this! 635 00:44:25,532 --> 00:44:30,082 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0